All Puns Intended
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Some are new, some are not, all have a groan factor of 10.
* A Bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
* What's the difinition of a will?
A dead giveaway.
* Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
* A backward Poet writes inverse.
* A Chicken crossing the road is poultry on motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a Piano falling down a mineshaft and l'll show you A-flat Minor.
* When a Clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The Man who fell into an Upholstery Machine is fully recovered.
* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
* Every Calender's Days are numbered.
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Some are new, some are not, all have a groan factor of 10.
* A Bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
* What's the difinition of a will?
A dead giveaway.
* Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
* A backward Poet writes inverse.
* A Chicken crossing the road is poultry on motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a Piano falling down a mineshaft and l'll show you A-flat Minor.
* When a Clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The Man who fell into an Upholstery Machine is fully recovered.
* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
* Every Calender's Days are numbered.
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Devotee of eri3Ds rear
"Maybe it´s time for me to go crazy again, it´s been a while."
Devotee of eri3Ds rear
"Maybe it´s time for me to go crazy again, it´s been a while."
